Please. Snooki is asking so politely that you buy the book.
"Jersey Shore Italy is coming soon. Are you ready to see Snooki in Europe?"
Please tell us you’ve fallen down the rabbit hole and gotten the book.
And please tell us you’ve grabbed a piece of JWOWW.
"Snooki got arrested! Hopefully Italy won’t say “Off With Her Pouf!"
"Do you miss Snooki as much as we do?"
"Now that Donald Trump is out of the news, we’re putting our money on Snooki to reclaim hair headlines."
"Snooki had no idea what Latitude was, or Longitude either, but thought they were nice grand words to say."